Monday, July 13, 2009

Fake DVD Spec: Swine Trip

It's so crazy I don't know where to begin.

"Guys going on a trip away from home just to realize how much they miss it."

Goal: shoot footages of pigs.

DVD Chapter Scenes Include:
Opening - Character Intros:
1 - Norainah choosing CDs.
2 - Chris going to sleep as Lung Chieh edits.
3 - I'm watching the police (which he called) break up a gang fight while eating carrots.
4 - Don't know what was Cain doing - smoking or cleaning his camera?

MacDonald's breakfast.
Meet the Sister/Mother.
Rejected at JB pig farm.
Warm trip to the north.
Racist, Sexist (pig calling) and Egoist points.
Me vs the Coconut.
Selected windscreen wipe (foreshadowing).
Trick roads.
Hunt for hotels.
Bad Aircon verus Iceland.
A&W breakfast and lunch within ten minute's span.
Smashed windscreen courtesy of KL robbers.
Bad Malaysian Tourist police.
Dumb KL police at High Commission.
Jaded trip to the pig farm.
Sad pig farmer with a sparkling hope of change of the countries' systems.
The drive into the darkness.
Struggling cash flow home.
Emo trip home after entering the Immigration.
End credits scored by DJ Shadow.


Mid credits roll:
And then, somebody ended the emo-ness drive by saying the last one-liner:
"Cos A&W veri niceeee..."
Totally spoiled the moment.

Changed characters, each going through their own revelations.
1 - Norainah misses Singapore.
2 - Chris realizes that KL police are more troublesome than the thieves.
3 - I realized that there may be more to why Singapore do not order pigs from Malaysia.
4 - Coda scene: Cain is still stuck there.

In actual roadtrip movies, things do get progressively worse! In the end, the characters return home changed.

Running Time: 2 days

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